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Bryan McCausland

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The Pulse: Round One: Where the Macarena is encouraged
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Getting super pumped for the first game for Karmichael Hunt. Next on the AFL’s radar is Rabs Warren. Wouldn’t it be awesome to hear him, Stirlo and Fatty pontificate about the Gold Coast Suns. Turn it up! Just one time, I would love to see a goal celebration which incorporates the Macarena. I am not asking too much. Jack Riewoldt did a bit of a goose-step on Friday night, but that made him look like a North Korean soldier. Perhaps the lambada would be called for if the goal was gifted by a...

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The Pulse: The Ambient Stench Of The Off-Season
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Ambient awareness is a concept that gurus of social networking platforms throw around these days. This is the sensation of “intimacy” with someone else by following their thoughts as expressed through their tweets and status updates.  But enough about my love-life.Yes, this was the off-season for really getting inside the heads, hearts and pockets of the AFL players. Never have we had as much access to the unfiltered thoughts of our heroes and role models through Twitter.Publicists and...

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The White Mamba: NBA Season Preview - Where Dannii Minogue Happens
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"Boomshakalaka and Hakuna Matana".         Yes the mating call of NBA tragic is being heard across globe as we embark on the NBA season proper this week.        Real NBA geeks have been scanning box-scores since the July the 5th when the Vegas Summer League kicked off, barely a fortnight after the Lake Show took their talents to ummm…. LA and beat the C's. One week later Ron Ron released Champion. Bear witness to the greatest film...

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Pulse-a-Palooza: Push The Little Daisy and watch him come up
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How Collingwood won: Collingwood played a brand of football that was mesmerizing and mind-boggling. There were floating zones, there were set plays at stoppages, there were players running in all directions, there were countless interchanges, it was mayhem. I was wondering if this was the Phil Jackson Triangle Offense that had won 11 titles for the Chicago Bulls and the LA Lakers. It was not pure footy at all, in fact it was like watching that David Lynch flick Mullholland Drive where the...

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The Cats are Gone
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The Pussycat Dolls will no longer take their talents to Kardinia ParkMark this day in your calendar. In fact, Geelong supporters get down to Skilled Stadium, burn a bag of Whiskas and scatter them in a kitty litter bin.The Geelong Cats as we know them are gone.Not since the Geelong Supercats (NBL) lost Ray Owes, Shane Heal and Bobby Locke, yet kept 42 year old Cecil Exum have we seen such a rapid departure / decline of personnel.Not since the collapse of the Pyramid Bank has the Bellarine...

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THE PULSE Rd.10: Roses Grow From Concrete
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There were some ugly scenes last week in football. Jason Laycock demolished his foot, thus probably ending his career, Campbell Brown messed up his leg, Rhyce Shaw shanked a chance to win a match and Mitch Robinson. Next weekend promises to be more appealing with an intriguing match-up between Carlton and Melbourne. Fate will see the best and brightest of the previous few drafts match up against each other. In one corner, we have Kreuzer, Gibbs, Murphy, Walker, Judd and McLean - all top 5...

THE PULSE: Rd.2 - Party like it's 1989
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Well whack a duffel coat on me, buy me a pack of old school footy cards with a brittle stick of Stimerol gum in it give me a bowl haircut and call me a ruckle. Always great to see a 1989 GF rematch –  it really gets the blood pumping and makes me nostalgic for more simple times when Australia held the Ashes and ostietis pubis did not exist. Anyways, with my favourite 1989 smash-hit pumping in the background, let’s move on with this week’s pulse of the AFL. You know...

The White Mamba: NBA Season Preview - Where Dannii Minogue Happens
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"Boomshakalaka and Hakuna Matana".         Yes the mating call of NBA tragic is being heard across globe as we embark on the NBA season proper this week.        Real NBA geeks have been scanning box-scores since the July the 5th when the Vegas Summer League kicked off, barely a fortnight after the Lake Show took their talents to ummm…. LA and beat the C's. One week later Ron Ron released Champion. Bear witness to the greatest film...

The Pulse Rd 27: The Grand Final Review/Preview
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Comment of the day: Nick Maxwell for speaking his mind. Yes he was petulant and misguided, but wasn't that better to hear than the "autocue" Riewoldt talk about Round 27?Moment of the match: Brendan Goddard's tea-bagger mark of the millenium. Harry O'Brien prefers Tetleys or Lipton?All is forgiven: Daisy Thomas. Wow.   Isn't it ironic… don't you think?: We give India a fair bit of stick for their Commonwealth Games preparation, but on the biggest day in football, we cannot get our...

The Pulse: The Ambient Stench Of The Off-Season
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Ambient awareness is a concept that gurus of social networking platforms throw around these days. This is the sensation of “intimacy” with someone else by following their thoughts as expressed through their tweets and status updates.  But enough about my love-life.Yes, this was the off-season for really getting inside the heads, hearts and pockets of the AFL players. Never have we had as much access to the unfiltered thoughts of our heroes and role models through Twitter.Publicists and...

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