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Hi my name is Arthur Konstad and I am addicted to sport. For a self-confessed addict, the best time on the sporting calendar is fast approaching, and like a junkie needing another hit, I am giddy with excitement. From early September to early October, the hit will be the quality of ‘gear’ that Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are manufacturing on Breaking Bad. In nut shell, College Football has kicked off, the NFL is only days away with the previous two Superbowl winners (Green Bay and...
Before going further (that should possibly read, before commencing), I need to state my allegiance to the Essendon Football Club and my anti-Port Power sentiment which stems back to the mid 1980s when the Port Magpies dominated SANFL football and I happened to support a side that rarely won more than four games a year, the now merged, West Torrens Football Club. The chasm between my beloved Eagles and the Magpies was bigger than size of Brady Rawlings nose, which, if you haven’t seen...
One of the most anticipated clashes of the year! Two of the competitions best midfields going head to head, Ali Foreman/Frasier, The Wire vs Breaking Bad, it’s a heavy weight of two of the AFL’s superpowers.The midfield matchups are as mouth-watering as a yiros (or kebab, depending on where you are) at 2.30am after a skinful of booze, as you stuff your face with garlic sauce watching scantily clad women wander by, hoping your night mate end with some action, if said scantily dressed woman...
Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You TheoryWhen your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you and all your circle of friends know, your partner's friends know, the staff at your local pub know, the check-out chicks at Coles know, the barista at your coffee shop knows but YOU don’t and you fail to believe that your partner would ever do such a thing. Remind you of anything, CEO of the AFL?A few years ago, when you failed to acknowledge that teams were ‘tanking’ for draft picks, anyone who had...
Craigy, finally... this is like when Omar was clipped on The Wire; we all knew it was going to happen, we just didn’t know when. Craigy and Triggy have also broken the previously held world record of “clichés used by a coach and football department prior to and during a resignationâ€. The record was previously held by Plough Wallace and Greg Miller at Richmond. How strange did Neil Craig look wearing a school tie at his press conference? Something just didn’t look right, like Tara Reidâ...
When did the football vernacular change? If you have a moment, watch some footage from the 80s, 90s and even mid way through the 2000s, and pay attention to the style of commentary and the terms used to portray the action.The way a game is currently described now is merely a collection of clichés, borrowed mainly from American sports, with a hint of describers being rented from a collection of other pass times, terms that would not have been uttered 15 years ago.Next time you sit down to watch...
Alpha is the first letter in the Greek alphabet. The term ‘Alpha Dog’ refers to the dominant dog in a pack setting, to which the ‘beta dogs’ are submissive. The Alpha Dog exudes confidence, controls a tense or high-pressure situation, leads the beta dogs into confrontation or performs an act of bravery or inspiration which the beta dogs metaphorically feed off.The Alpha Dog Theory is best featured in the greatest television drama of all time is ‘The Wire’. Whilst I won't break down...
A Ray Allen jump shot, an Albert Pujols swing, a Roger Federer back hand, an Ernie Els tee shot, a Usain Bolt dash, Black Caviar. What do the aforementioned have in common? They appear so natural in what they do, like they were born to shoot, swing or run. Like Betty Draper from Mad Men, there seems a natural beauty to these athletes, and of course Black Caviar.I can’t exactly recall when it first happened or which coach was the first to deploy the strategy of throwing the creative midfielder...
A large proportion of adults earning any sort of income have either dabbled in the share market, thought about dabbling in the share market or have watched the 1987 classic, Wall Street, starring a sober Charlie Sheen and Michael Douglas and wanted to be stock-brokers and trade for a living in the share market.A blue-chop stock can be defined as a well-established and financially sound company, which in good times and in bad, has demonstrated an ability to pay dividends and grow. Blue chips...
1. The Shaw Bet Theory When you place a bet knowing even if you win you lose money. Rhodes Scholar Heath Shaw allegedly placed a $10 bet on Maxwell at 100-to-1 to kick the first goal vs the Crows. If Maxwell kicks the first goal, Heater nets $990. If he gets caught betting on football, he loses a hell of a lot more than that in match payments and the respect he had built up after this Thelma and Louise episode with Alan Didak a few years ago. 2. Red Dress Theory In 2005, Chris Judd won the...
Welcome to a magical land where Art meets Sport. Although it must be said, there is a lot more Sport than Art in this humble landscape. If you are tired of the same old reporting, the cliches and writers and journo's trotting out the same one trick pony, then read on!
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